>Happy birthday dear Boris, happy birthday to you!

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- Μπόρις, γνώρισα κάποιον ἄλλο. Εἶμαι ἐρωτευμένη.
- Γνώρισες κάποιον ἄλλο;
- Δὲν λέω ὅτι δὲν ἔχω βαθιὰ αἰσθήματα γιὰ σένα. Ἔχω.
- Γνώρισες κάποιον ἄλλο;
- Ναί.

>Maria Elena used to say that only unfulfilled love can be romantic.

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- You’re still in love with her.

- No, I’m not, I’m not.

- That confirms it.

- No, she will always be a part of me. She’s an important person in my life but for the two of us, something was not working.

- What element?

- We never found out.

>Family is family! Blood is blood! You don’t ask questions. You protect your own.

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>I love you, really. With all due respect, you’re a beautiful person. You’re a credit to your race.

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>Sophocles said, "To never have been born may be the greatest boon of all."

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>I had no idea a Republican could be that sexy.

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- I think it’d be only fair to tell you. I’m a Liberal.
- Oh. Are you talking politically, or in the bedroom?
- I was talking politically. In the bedroom I’m a left-wing Liberal.

>In eros veritas

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Last night I was home alone in my apartment and I conjured up a threesome with me, Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren, and it was very very erotic. As a matter of fact if I’m not mistaken, it was the first time those two great actresses ever appeared in anything together.

>–Would you recommend this film to a friend? –Not unless I was friendly with Hitler…

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- For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for ten years. We made love. I’d hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up. - From making love with you?

>I hate her just like I hate that German Chancellor with the moustache.

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>What’s the matter with you? Am I gonna have to start slippin’ Prozac in to your Alpo?

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